GOLF 2024

Hello everyone, as summer approaches we have scheduled a round of golf for Wednesday, June 19th at Sunnybrae in Port Perry. Teeoff starts at 12:30 sharp.

The event will follow the familiar format: a day filled with friendship and golf, capped off with a BBQ dinner on the patio. We look forward to seeing you there.

The location is SunnyBrae Golf Club in Port Perry – 1430 King Street, Port Perry, ON

*Closes to the hole and longest drive sponsored by the Scarborough Fire Fighter Retirees Club*

For more information and to register please click here.

Note – we have scheduled September 4th for our Fall round.

Cheers, stay healthy, and practice hard!

Fraternally, Chuck & Ed


THE POETRY OF GOLF……

In My Hand, I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size, I Could Not Guess
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It’s Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows I’ll Be Back Tomorrow.

Author Unknown